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When Daddy Cooks!

One Sunday morning when my son was about 5, we were attending church in our community. It was common for the preacher to invite the children to the front of the church and have a small lesson before beginning the sermon. He would bring in an item the…

Collected Gems – 8

Many a woman who thinks she has purchased a
dress for a ridiculous price has actually
bought it for an absurd figure.

When Mother was ill, Father volunteered to go to
the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a
carefully numbered list. Da…

Not in my life-time

Old Andrzej was a minister in a small Polish town. He had always been a
good man and lived by the Bible. One day God decided to reward him, with the
answer to any three questions Andrzej would like to ask.

Old Andrzej did not need much time to c…

Be ware of loving moms

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a
little old lady following him around. If he
stopped, she stopped. And she kept staring at
 She finally overtook him at the checkout, and
she said,”I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at
ease, it…

Collected Gems – 7

“I’m shorter now than I was when I was younger.”
“Of course you are. After all, you got married and
settled down.”

“My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at
a yard sale.”
“I’m sure he’ll understand when you tell him about
all the bar…

Who is Stupid!

“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading
edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a
stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while
computer programmers are sma…

Collected Gems – 6

Semiconductors: Part time orchestra leaders or part
time ticket-takers on trains

The attorney’s client had been called out of town
and was unable to be present when the jury returned
its verdict in his favor. The lawyer immediately
texted his clien…

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho
Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we
have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of
everything in our environmen…

Collected Gems – 5

“Nothing raises a golf score like witnesses.”

Fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence,
try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

Protestants:  Worker
ants out…

Humour is for enjoyment

My family physician told me of an incident that
actually happened to him back in the early days
of his practice. He said a woman brought her baby
to see him, and he determined right away that the
baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for
ear dr…