Satairic observations of Oscar Wilde will make u laugh

  • Women are never disarmed by
    compliments.  Men always are. That is the difference between the
    sexes.
  • All women become like their
    mothers. That is their tragedy.
    No man does.  That’s his.
  • Men always want to be a
    woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
  • A man can be happy with any
    woman as long as he does not love her.
  • If we men married the woman
    we deserve, we should have a very tedious time of it.
  • In married life three is
    company and two is none.
  • A man who desires to get
    married should know either everything or nothing.
  • Bigamy is having one wife
    too many.  Monogamy is the same.
  • Men marry because they are
    tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
  • As long as a woman can look
    ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
  • A woman will flirt with
    anyone in the world, so long as other women are looking on.
  • She wore far too much rouge
    last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair
    in a woman.
  • A man’s face is his autobiography. 
    A woman’s face is her work of fiction.

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