Enjoy the Satire

Studies show American students are becoming less
proficient in math. Experts say we should have
seen this coming, but nobody could put two and
two together.

 Dear Algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your “X”.

She’s never coming back.

And don’t ask “Y”.

My dental appointment was two weeks after my husband’s,
and our dentist noticed that we had both needed work on
the same tooth.

“He and I have a lot in common after 32 years of
marriage,” I said.

“But this is more than a coincidence,” the dentist
noted. “It must be dental telepathy.”

Q: What’s the difference between an etymologist\
and an entomologist?

A: The etymologist knows the difference


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