Do U like Satire – Part 2

Men are like linoleum
floors. Lay ‘em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Betsy

The only reason they
say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean

I’ve been married to a
communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. ~ Zsa Zsa

You know you’re a
redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car
door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip
Courtesy: Martha Northrup


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