Collected Gems – 6

Semiconductors: Part time orchestra leaders or part
time ticket-takers on trains

The attorney’s client had been called out of town
and was unable to be present when the jury returned
its verdict in his favor. The lawyer immediately
texted his client, “Justice has triumphed!”

The client texted back, “Appeal at once!”
A Native American walks into a posh restaurant. The
maitre’d greets him at the counter and says, “I’m
terribly sorry sir, but we have no tables available
at this time.” “That’s okay,” replies the Indian,
“I have a reservation.”

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