Collected Gems – 5

“Nothing raises a golf score like witnesses.”
Fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence,
try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
Protestants:  Worker
ants out to overthrow the queen.

Concentrate: A special penny postage rate available
only to prisoners at federal prisons.


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