Collected Gems – 4

Overheard on the Pediatrics floor: “Are you medical or

“I don’t know what you mean.”

“Were you sick when you came in here, or did they make you sick when you got here?”
This car: designed by computer, built by robot, driven by
I’m trying to save my money. Who knows? One day it may be valuable.


It’s amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow blower, or vacuum cleaner.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.

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