Collected Gems – 3

“Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the
form of perspiration.”
Meeting: An event at which minutes are kept and
hours are lost.
A man in Colorado wants marijuana to be classified as a
vegetable. I just have to say that that’s an ingenious
way to get Americans to stop smoking pot.
The New York City Department of Education says that only
26 percent of the city’s students passed the English
portion of a recent standardized test. But on the bright
side, they’re too bad at math to realize how bad that is.

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