Collected Gems – 2

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? 
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don’t work half the
“What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back,
with a hinge in it.”
Hard work doesn’t harm anyone, but I do not want to take any
How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store. 
You prefer gardening to watching television. 
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks. 
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride. 
What do you call two young married spiders?
Newly webs. 

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